There I said it, I hate boats. I don’t hate all things about boats, I just
really hate social outings on boats. Why you might ask? Well my friends, there’s
no way to exit the boat unless you want a swim. My big point is, you hold
people captive when you put something on a boat, there’s no ebb and flow of
people casually exiting or gracefully showing up a tiny bit late. Boats are an
all or nothing venue, I cannot run late, I cannot leave early – I hate the
boat. The irony here, is when I can leave places a lot of times I don’t want to
go, I’ll stay all night long – but without the option I feel a bit
claustrophobic and trapped.
So, please I ask you – nothing on a boat, if you want me to
commit.
(image via pinterest, originally by Peter Walker)
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